I get called 'weird' a lot more than I can afford to.
Not always followed by "in a good way though!"
I thought 'eardropping' was the correct term for 'eavesdropping'
for the longest time. I wonder why it isn't.
My toxic trait is making different phở puns every time I'm getting phở.
Usually with an audience with zero appetite pho puns.
You will catch me 'talking about' quitting and becoming a yachtie and drinking espresso martinis on international waters -- it's not a phase.