I get called 'weird' a lot more than I can afford to. 

Not always followed by "in a good way though!"

​

I thought eardropping was the correct term for eavesdropping 

for the longest time. I wonder why it isn't.

​

My toxic trait is making different phở puns every time I'm getting phở.

Usually for an audience with zero appetite pho puns.  

​

You will catch me talking about quitting and becoming a yachtie and drinking espresso martinis on international waters -- it's not a phase. 

​

​