I get called 'weird' a lot more than I can afford to. 

Not always followed by "in a good way though!"

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I thought 'eardropping' was the correct term for 'eavesdropping' 

for the longest time. I wonder why it isn't.

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My toxic trait is making different phở puns every time I'm getting phở.

Usually with an audience with zero appetite pho puns.  

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You will catch me 'talking about' quitting and becoming a yachtie and drinking espresso martinis on international waters -- it's not a phase. 

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